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Dan Collins

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Just finished school, thank god. Looking forward to life as a student, with all the exciting day-time TV possibilites ahead.
September 28

Uni biatch

I'm loving it. As a random example of what we've been getting up to, last night I went to kareoke with my German friend Greg. We both got trolleyed on sambuca and consequently sang YMCA in front of a clubful of people. He wants to Backstreet Boys next week.
May 06

Hello?

Does anyone even look at this shit?
 
Wow, 4 people!
 
Cheers Emma and BMG (impressed you still remember that... it's still your name in my phone, haha!)
 
Oh, and Joey, YES Schwartz days. It's a large majority of lunchdates ;)
 
Mike, you reprobate, stop fiddling with silences. They have lockjaw, wouldn't want you to catch it. Who's the daddy? I think you will find that I am the daddy...
 
Rosie. You smell of poo. Nuff said.
April 29

Three Fellowes Wenten Into A Pubbe

I'm 18! Therefore, I shall use a new font, and write a new entry into this spiffing bloggermajigger. Indeed.
 
So, how did I spend my 18th, I don't hear you ask, because this is a digital and visual medium, and not audio. Well, I type in response, I wore a fuck off huge badge saying "I'm 18!", then acted surprised when people 'remembered' it was my birthday. It was surprisingly fun inside my head.
 
I seem to be rambling. Well, that's what happens when you don't sleep enough, have a few shockingly legal drinks, then spend a few hours playing the 24 game I got my brother for his birthday. I should be asleep. I'm going to sleep. Soon. After I listen to a few guitar solos. And stuff.
 
Oh yeah, huge partay on the 5th of May, for the information of anyone who actually reads this crap ;) Email or text me if you are interessant. Like a croissant, but more interesting.
 
Yes.
Dan
 
You Are a Fun Flirt
You just can't help yourself... you flirt with everyone you know.
Guys, girls, crushes, and friends. They're all victims to your charm.
You're into silly innuendos, sexy jokes, and playful touches.
You are a huge flirt, yet you never make anyone (too) uncomfortable!
You're 75% Irish
You're very Irish, and most likely from Ireland.
(And if you're not, you should be!)
January 02

Happy New Cliche!

Paul, you tit.
October 18

I'm so fast I caught a cold

I didn't realise how slow headaches are though. You run for the cold and you just smack into the bastards. Either that or there is some Sam Fisher kind of espionage going on, and they're sneaking up on me and bludgeoning my brain with themselves. Yes. In other words, I have a cold and a headache. If I haven't mentioned it, my leg hurts. Torn calf, yadda yadda. I limp now. I am officially an old man. Sigh. Hardly anyone is replying on MSN. Woe is me. Actually, my parents considered Woe as a middle name. Settled on 'B'. Odd people.
October 02

Peanuts?!

Well. That was most certainly an interesting weekend. I went to a vodka bar, and then to a club. In the club was a large group of men who think I'm Irish thanks to a rather drunk night a month ago, so I spent half the time doing an Irish accent. The rest of the time was spent buying drinks for a Scottish girl down for the weekend who, as it turns out, has a boyfriend up in Scotland. I have now (somewhat belatedly) been informed she is a maneater. Obviously I didn't have the right sauce. :P Anyway, we got a limo back to Lizz's house, crashed out after drinking quite a bit more booze. And I slept. And I woke up with two peanuts up each nostril. NOT expected. My nose still feels salty. They could have at least just used dry roasted ones, instead of the really fucking salty ones. Mind you, the girl walking around all morning in a t-shirt and hotpants/what she called pajama bottoms was a perk... :D Well, back to the grind I guess. Whee...
September 30

Owchies

Ha ha ha, I have totally fucked my leg up. I've torn my right calf muscle preeety badly, and I've got shin-splints at the same time (which means that the muscles on the front of my leg are pulling away from the bone. As my osteopath put it, 'excrutiating'.) 'Tis unpleasant, specially as it means I don't get to play against Prior Park tomorrow for the last time ever. The bastards have given me three concussions, and I REALLY want to return the favour. Bugger and damnation. Meh, life moves on.
Oh, and I've still got a lump of congealed blood under the skin in my arm from Leeds festival. It's creepy. If you see me, ask to poke it. Endless fun abounds! :D
 
Line from 'Tristan and Ysolt' which I saw yesterday and though was brilliant:
'A dagger can part the flesh as easily as a lover's tongue.'
That's a rough paraphrase, but I like it. Hence currently having it as my MSN name thingy.
 
And finally. Tom Phippard's girlfriend Liz's 18th birthday party tonight! Whoo, alkihol! Yay! Vodka bar! Double yay! (i've got to mention the drink some time ;) )
 
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